Spider-man Far From Home

Stream on Disney+

Runtime: 2 Hours 10 Minutes

Rated PG-13

After the Blip, people returned to Earth after being gone for five years. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is just the hero we need to take us into a post-Endgame Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Themes:

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, high school, multiverses, senior trips, secret identities, pressure, taking over for someone, the Blip, Tony Stark’s legacy, mentors, illusions, technology, stepping up, Avengers, deception, responsibility, great power, big shoes, overcoming, technology, age, elementals, living up to expectations, secrets, alternate universes, and heroes.

Language:

A*s - 3 B*tch - 1 D*mn - 1 D*ck - 1 Hell - 5 Sh*t - 2 Religious Exclamations - 7

Stuff to be aware of:

Scary - There are large elemental-themed monsters in the movie that fight Spider-Man and Mysterio. Mysterio causes an illusion that traps Peter briefly in a fake world that has a horror movie vibe that includes an Iron Man zombie with spiders coming out of the skull.

Sexual - Aunt May mentions that after the blip there was a couple living in her apartment and the husband thought she was a mistress. Aunt May refers to Peter’s spider-sense as his “peter tingle.” A teacher talks about how his wife pretended to blip so she could run off with another guy. One character gets punched in the crotch.

There is a female S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who asks Peter to take his clothes off and try on a new suit. A student walks in on him with his pants down and tells Peter it’s his business if he wants to hook up with a random European girl. Peter mentions that his suit is a little tight around the old web shooter. Betty Bryant tells Ned she would kiss him, but she threw up a bit in her mouth a bit. Peter gets called a male escort. Peter is seen shirtless while MJ turns around as he changes.

MJ and Peter share a nice kiss at the end.

Violence: Spider-Man fights multiple element-based enemies and drones. Ned gets shot with a tranquilizer dart. Peter gets shot by multiple drones in the movie, and he gets hit by a train. Happy sews up a wound on Peter. Mysterio dies on screen, and his eyes remain open. This happens after a drone shoots him.

Other - One teen tries to drink wine on the plane, but he gets told no. A teen flips Peter off. Mysterio drinks a beer in a bar while talking to Peter.

Overall:

Seeing It With Your Family

If your family watched Spider-Man: Homecoming, or any of the Phase Two MCU movies, this one won’t be any less family-friendly than those.

What I Thought

All the Marvel Cinematic Universe Spider-Man movies have been very, very good. Thank you Marvel, for not messing Spider-Man up.